A Florida man admitted to doing “stupid stuff” after sexually assaulting two stuffed animals in a Target store.
The suspect, Cody Meader, started his bizarre sex romp with a stuffed animal from Disney’s “Frozen,” then moved onto a stuffed unicorn around 2 p.m. Tuesday, according to Pinellas County, Fla.
“(Meader) proceeded to select a large Olaf stuffed animal and began to ‘dry hump’ and they ejaculated onto the item before placing it back on the shelf,” according to police.
He reportedly selected Olaf from an assortment of “Frozen” characters before throwing it on the floor and doing the deed.
The 20-year-old suspect then “selected a large unicorn” as his second partner of the afternoon and allegedly “dry humped” it, too.
Cops charged the hulking 6-foot-2, 220-pound St. Petersburg man with criminal mischief. They estimate the damage done was under $200.
The police report, posted by the Smoking Gun, did not indicate alcohol or drugs were a factor, though they checked the “unknown” box asking if there was any indication of mental health issues. Meader’s father reportedly told arresting officers his son has a history of “this type of behavior.”
Cops said the suspect confessed he’d done “stupid stuff” and that he had “nutted” on the Olaf doll.
“The merchandise could not be re-sold and (was) destroyed due to circumstances,” the police report said.
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